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Holy Cricket! You're Harry Potter! Being the the boy who lived can get irritating at times,
but hey, you've got great friends, and that makes it all for the better.
Take the Gryffindor Trio Test by Britt
2002-01-28
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Welp, so far Rose Red mostly makes me really appreciate the works of Shirley Jackson. How can a story be simultaneously tedious and jerky?
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You are a DUMBLEDORE to Harry! You are kind, nice and a bit crazy. Everyone looks up to you and respects you. You're basically the nice old guy in the bunch ;D
Which adult in Harrys life are YOU?
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I am eating a candy called S'More-Sels. While a bit on the chewy side (think 8-month-old Peeps), its taste is uncannily like that of cheap instant cappucino.
"See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!"
Rose Red continues. If you're not watching, I cannot hope to convey the money-wasting badness. It makes Hell House look like The Cabinet of Dr Caligari. Except with sound.
Next person who says any variation on "Gee whiz, the house is alive!" gets punched in the mouth. Yes. We know. You went to the house to jump-start it. You did so. The house is now doing junk.
It's like buying a puppy, and bringing the puppy home, and letting the puppy loose on the floor (like you do), and then repeatedly pointing at the puppy and saying, "Look! The puppy is on the floor!"
Next person who says any variation on "Gee whiz, the house is alive!" gets punched in the mouth. Yes. We know. You went to the house to jump-start it. You did so. The house is now doing junk.
It's like buying a puppy, and bringing the puppy home, and letting the puppy loose on the floor (like you do), and then repeatedly pointing at the puppy and saying, "Look! The puppy is on the floor!"