You're fine. You're in the Seattle of Europe, where a quarter-inch of snow throws the city into a panic even though you have underground transport. And neither of us is in hawkmoth's hometown in North Dakota, which proudly bosted a sign that said, FORTY BELOW KEEPS THE RIFF-RAFF OUT.
Meanwhile, the Canadians plug their cars into electric sockets overnight and laugh at all of us. I hate those smug, maple-biting fuckers. EAT IT, CANADIA! The beaver is not a proud and noble animal, and you're America's hat!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Frostbite makes me kinda wiggy.
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Date: 2007-02-15 03:29 pm (UTC)Meanwhile, the Canadians plug their cars into electric sockets overnight and laugh at all of us. I hate those smug, maple-biting fuckers. EAT IT, CANADIA! The beaver is not a proud and noble animal, and you're America's hat!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Frostbite makes me kinda wiggy.