a dull anecdote about coffee turns into movie nostalgia and profanity

2023-02-10T17:14:55Z

Co-worker gave me a re-usable coffee cage for the fancy new Keurig in our fancy newish kitchenette. It's the kind that actually lets you make (for a Keurig) strong coffee, which basically tastes like normal coffee. And no plastic pods to throw away. So yay.

This means that I found myself in the coffee aisle at Target, mulling over coffee bags all I dunno...this costs seven dollars... As you do, until you remember that coffee from the (actually excellent) lobby kiosk is three-fitty and you're an idiot. So now I can nurse my coffee addiction and save my money for when I actually want a self-pity special with sprinkles and stuff.

I brought in my MEN IN BLACK COMING SUMMER 1997 mug.

(Most of my mugs are not suitable for a work environment, like CAN I GET ANY OF YOU CUNTS A DRINK? and FUCK SHIT HORSEPISS SON OF A TWO-BALLED BITCH MOTHERFUCKER.) (Explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpJe2ztE41s ) NSFW unless you work in a swear factory. But then it might be industrial espionage.

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a dull anecdote about coffee turns into movie nostalgia and profanity