I've just realized that I had so little church action as a kid that I may be the only person in the Western Hemisphere who was unspoiled for the ending of Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Christ Scene Investigation:



(you'll have to click for more biggery - phonecam pic)

crantz: "It looks like someone..." *sunglasses* "...just got martyred"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!