phosfate: a crab holding a kitchen knife, captioned "*scuttle*" (knifecrab)
2017-07-10 09:47 am
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or what medical professionals call "the conniptions"

Oh, I do enjoy a good panic attack. Just minding my own business, sittin', crime solvin', and suddenly there's the realization that if I move at all, I will be murdered by cougars.*


*possibly tigers, or quite a large horse