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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2002-01-30 08:56 am

inbox line of the morning

"You can't watch it for the plot. You have to watch it for the slash."

[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Let me guess--Smallville?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner!

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
:-D Now, *how* did I know? How? I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, my publicist, my mom, all those WB television producers whom I very strongly suspect all sat around one day and said, "Morty, call me nuts but I got this *incredible* plan to increase our fag-hag demographic by a good sixty percent..."
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
But...but...it's opposite Nova! And plate tectonics gets me hot!

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but you have *taste.*
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
:: blinks ::

:: freezes ::

Vali complimented me and it's Christmas and I have to hide now.

:: hides ::

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
What? It's true.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. I'm fine now. I'm fine. Just had a little episode, is all. I'm NARF fine.

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[shakes head] They *always* seem to do that...

[identity profile] roxann-ireland.livejournal.com 2002-01-30 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I just watched this show last night, and I've got to say where did the find the boy who plays Clark? He must be a product of that same government lab that produced Elijah Woods. He's just one of the Prettiest Boys I've seen in a long time.

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-31 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but Elijah has *soul,* you see, and this CK commercial refugee doesn't. So there. ;-)

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2002-01-31 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Something must be wrong with me. I never really thought of Smallville as slash until you made this comment. *Now* I realize that it *has* got to be the slashy-est thing currently on television.

Curse you, Ann Larimer!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-31 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
CK commercial?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-01-31 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never actually seen the thing, but one hears...

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[identity profile] ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com 2002-01-31 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Calvin Klein. 'Member that CK2 perfume commercial with all the anorexic vacant-eyed models in a row muttering stuff at the camera like, "I'm Renald, I'm a Pisces, and I wanna be a cowboy"? No? Never mind, then.