Catch how the article slid smoothely on over to the other _rational_ guy's solution: to open a freakin' door. Like the reporter found the story or prolly Goldsberry boring and distasteful from the get-go.
Why was it necessary to slaughter when just exiting the house could've calmed the deer down and let it leave peacefully?

OK, ok. Overpopulation of deer, likely rabid, etc. yeah yeah Still...