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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2006-03-16 01:07 pm
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Dear Ann:

While I understand that you are justifiably proud of your facility with the dishwasher, please keep one thing in mind: If you really want to get that weird oily shit off the butter knives, it is vitally important that you remember to include soap.

Best wishes,

Ann

[identity profile] aldenmacrae.livejournal.com 2006-03-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwwwwww! You pretend to be tough, but really you are CUTE. I see through you!

Also: Weird oily shit?

[identity profile] viedma.livejournal.com 2006-03-16 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, you could lick them clean.

Ask me about my appalling hygiene! Or not...

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, no prob -- run the dishwasher again (this time *with* the soap). Voila!

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Um, or, you know, you could get a dog and let him or her lick all the dishes slobbery clean.

[identity profile] chalcedony.livejournal.com 2006-03-18 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a dishwasher story, but I did once make tuna casserole and forget to include the tuna. ;)