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Dear Ann:

While I understand that you are justifiably proud of your facility with the dishwasher, please keep one thing in mind: If you really want to get that weird oily shit off the butter knives, it is vitally important that you remember to include soap.

Best wishes,

Ann

Comments

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Mary, let's start an appalling hygiene support group! I have a lot I want to get off my chest.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Have you tried waxing?

Thank you! I'm here all week!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Ba-dum-bump!