It was fucking amazing. Her head spontaneously blew apart like Louis del Grande in Scanners. The whole neighborhood heard it. Our homeowner and medical insurance guys are in court right now, fighting over who has to pay to replace the drapes.

This is part of why I'm incredibly glad I know you.

Also, I love you, and stuff, and I'm thinking about you. Not in, you know, a dirty way.

*smooshes you with virtual hugs what don't actually involve weird people touching you inappropriately*