[identity profile] theredwitch.livejournal.com 2006-03-30 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She wasn't blind or anything, I think. Just kinda... unresponsive. Newts in the wild are quick little buggers. Full name was Helen Keller Yggdrasil Newtberry.

[identity profile] theredwitch.livejournal.com 2006-03-30 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a teddy bear named Che Guevara Alien Frogbear Lester B. Winston Ferrari Treebeard Trudeau Smith... ¬.¬