Awww. See, she was thinking sweet goopy wuv would be too mushy for _your_ birfday. So she... aged it. Yes, I feel certain she was aiming for -dry- wry champagne, or a nice aperitif, but just didn't pick a place cool enough. Must be.

It's the thought that counts. Or she wanted to give herself a good laugh watching you rant from on high. Just like old times??

And Happy Birthday.