ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Believe in magic OR I'LL KILL YOU by ico)
ext_6373 ([identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] phosfate 2006-11-01 05:10 pm (UTC)

It's changed since I was little. We used to swarm all over the neighborhood, and no house could get through the evening with fewer than three giant bags of Fun-Size Snickers. Sadly, American parents have been brainwashed into thinking that any child left unattended for three minutes will be abducted, raped, and left to die in a boxcar at the fairgrounds. Kids are taken to shopping malls to trick-or-treat, where they are given sugarless candy and plastic bookmarks. *weepz*

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