Hi. Also here from crack_van. The concept of Angel being the Doctor's companion would have won me over alone, but there's so much that's priceless about this fic: Danny sat on the edge of the fountain and opened his new Empire.
It had Bruce Willis on the cover. But then, it always did. ... "You asked," Nicholas said, with extremely patient rage, "how long his brother had been one of Caeser's submissive manwhores." ... "You're a policeman."
"Officer." The pounding became more of a loud battering. Possibly ramming was involved.
"WHAT?" The Doctor cupped a hand to his ear.
"OFFICER."
"RIGHT. AND THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS, IN ESSENCE, 'SECRET COPPER CLUBHOUSE, C'MON IN AND SET A SPELL,' AND, WELL, SOMETIMES THE TARDIS HAS A MIND OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AMUSING."
The best bit, though, is Other!Angel and Butterman punking Angel to preserve the space-time continuum.
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The concept of Angel being the Doctor's companion would have won me over alone, but there's so much that's priceless about this fic:
Danny sat on the edge of the fountain and opened his new Empire.
It had Bruce Willis on the cover. But then, it always did.
...
"You asked," Nicholas said, with extremely patient rage, "how long his brother had been one of Caeser's submissive manwhores."
...
"You're a policeman."
"Officer." The pounding became more of a loud battering. Possibly ramming was involved.
"WHAT?" The Doctor cupped a hand to his ear.
"OFFICER."
"RIGHT. AND THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS, IN ESSENCE, 'SECRET COPPER CLUBHOUSE, C'MON IN AND SET A SPELL,' AND, WELL, SOMETIMES THE TARDIS HAS A MIND OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AMUSING."
The best bit, though, is Other!Angel and Butterman punking Angel to preserve the space-time continuum.