phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Darkplace - Garth Marenghi)
phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2010-07-19 10:15 pm

diary spam: 'human centipede' cosplay for small children

In celebration of SDCC. And because if adults did it, it would really fuck up their backs.




Click to embiggen. You're welcome.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
And you walk around saying I'm off my nut.

[identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
OK WUT

[identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, they now have that movie available on our On Demand! I don't even wanna go near my TV any more! THAT'S HOW TRAUMATIZED!!!
ext_52676: (run away!)

[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Aw hell naw.

[identity profile] smirnoffmule.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I accidentally all of your rottweilers.

[identity profile] amanda-now.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha noooooooo. No. But also yes.
gossamerrain: (♞ i don't get to keep this coat?)

[personal profile] gossamerrain 2010-07-20 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
kclblkglkhj.

Also, that dog's face will haunt my nightmares. <3
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I do believe I was sitting when I said that.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the only way I would ever actually watch it would be slightly drunk, with a RHPS-style audience. And the big thing of Starburst.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Samoyeds sewn together would be way funnier.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*CRUSHES Dixie cup manfully in hand!*
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Child. In a dog costume. That helps, right? RIGHT?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm imagining the wheelie dogs as two really expensive antique Steiff toys. Because I can.
gossamerrain: (☁ check out any time you like)

[personal profile] gossamerrain 2010-07-20 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It does not, Ann. It does not. It still makes me think of really really old plastic toy dogs with creepy faces XD

I sort of love it.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
:D
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for getting Hawaiian Punch all over my custom yellow sofa.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, excellent!

I have one of those faces -- I think it's a monkey or something -- from the "antiques" "mall" down the street. I want to make something horrible with it, but I don't know how they actually go into the plushie's head.

If only there were some readily available, quick, searchable repository of human knowledge where I might enquire about...SAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
gossamerrain: (☁ not aged in wood)

[personal profile] gossamerrain 2010-07-20 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I look forward to seeing the unholy creations wrought by your careless hands!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I wonder where I put the thing...

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is how you treat your friends, I wonder how you treat your enemies! Worse, I expect!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It was built to order. You can't even get them anymore.

I...I must be alone for a moment.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaand....SCENE!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that all right?

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You did it beautifully, Rowan!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You're too kind, luvvy.