I saw it at the cinema as like a nine yr old or something and I was SO SCARED THERE WAS PIRATES AND TREASURE AND BOOBY TRAPS AND THINGS JUMPING OUT EVERYWHERE AND EVEN A BIT OF OOGY ROMANCE WHICH WAS GROSS BUT KIND OF THRILLING ALSO AND IN SUMMARY IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

And then. And then.

I tried to watch it again as an adult. The less said about this the better.