i'm a tortured and humiliated squirrel

[phosfate]

Hormone flood! Always fun at holiday time. Torn between bawling and giggling, and so do neither. Please go away. Back hurts. Ovaries like charcoal briquettes. You're welcome. Nearly moved to tears by 50-piece Sabrina the Teenage Witch jigsaw puzzle.

Amazing and unexpected present in the mail, cause of much deranged giggling. Monkey book indeed.

Comments

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dear God, girl, has no one ever taught you how to Pat The Kitty? I'm gonna have to get you a Good Vibrations catalogue.

I'm picking up Good Vibrations

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

LMAO -- I'm a charter member, dearest! :-)