i'm a tortured and humiliated squirrel

[phosfate]

Hormone flood! Always fun at holiday time. Torn between bawling and giggling, and so do neither. Please go away. Back hurts. Ovaries like charcoal briquettes. You're welcome. Nearly moved to tears by 50-piece Sabrina the Teenage Witch jigsaw puzzle.

Amazing and unexpected present in the mail, cause of much deranged giggling. Monkey book indeed.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, curse of the fluxuating hormones. Take asprin, a heating pad and rest. I'd suggest booze, but that may or may not help. It works for me, though....that and threatening those around me.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nah, nothin'll help until the Big Moment, when it will be time to lay on the ibu and valium and go to bed.

I should really lay in some booze for the occasional coffee nip.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Eeep. We're on the same cycle. If I can figure out how to upload one of these chocolate caramel bars and email it to you, I'll send it forthwith!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I've got chocolate-chip cookies!

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm. But these are homemade (not by me!) chocolate covered caramel bars. I'm trying to apportion them but it's so not working!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Ah, but NOW I've got a whole box of m&m/Mars Celebrations that Deb gave me! And a stuffed kitty called Babka.

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm Celebrations" (said in a Homer Simpson voice). I think the stuffed kitty would probably get stuck in my teeth though.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dear God, girl, has no one ever taught you how to Pat The Kitty? I'm gonna have to get you a Good Vibrations catalogue.

I'm picking up Good Vibrations

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

LMAO -- I'm a charter member, dearest! :-)

[moondog.livejournal.com]

Hormones: Back to the ovaries!! One the double, now!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Why has Ron Popiel done nothing to alleviate this problem?

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

because Ron Popiel is a man.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

But he likes money! Money trumps gender.