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It's my mom's birthday.
It's Sailor Moon's birthday.
It's...June 30th! https://archiveofourown.org/works/165267

Ghosts of Sandford (778 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman, Irene Butterman/Frank Butterman
Characters: Irene Butterman, Frank Butterman, Danny Butterman, Nicholas Angel, The Swan (Hot Fuzz), The Living Statue (Hot Fuzz), Tom Weaver, Sergeant Popwell (Hot Fuzz), Tim Messenger (Hot Fuzz)
Additional Tags: CN canon violence, CN canon deaths, Really a lot of deaths, This movie has an astonishing body count, Ghosts, Canon Compliant, CN canon suicide, Just dead people alllllllll over the place
Summary: Lots of people have died in Sandford over the last 20 years. Not all of them have left.

Update: More tags at the AO3 post, so double check there.

June 30th (3835 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Danny Butterman, Andy Cartwright, Andy Wainwright
Additional Tags: Rolf Harris, Longleat, Clearwater FL, Tim Horton's, Dalmatians, TARDIS - Freeform, Sandford, Milk, Quetzalcoatl - Freeform, Lingerie, Millwall, Dinosaurs, Indricotherium, romans, space dogs in frocks
Summary:

"I have a sword, and I'm really quite angry."

Awakened this morning by a nosebleed that can only be compared to the Boston Molasses Flood, but less sticky. I managed not to stain the carpet, but the bathroom tile looked like the start of a CSI episode, and I found a glorp that somehow attached itself to the inner wall of the bathtub. Seeing your own face in the mirror covered in blood is some horror movie cliche shit.

Being stuck at home while coagulating did, however, allow me to catch the drop of Mondo's new Hot Fuzz poster by Logan Ferber:



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http://www.wellsjournal.co.uk/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief/story-20727149-detail/story.html

Want to support the Somerset Community Foundation Flood appeal and grab a unique piece of movie memorabilia?

Now’s your chance.

The letters from the old Somerfield store in Wells High Street, used in the hit movie Hot Fuzz, are to go under the hammer.

The letters, signed by one-time Wells Regal Cinema junior projectionist turned film director Edgar Wright and movie stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are to put up for sale by auction to aid the appeal.

The signs were saved by Wells Journal when the store’s owners, the Co-operative, rebranded the High Street supermarket in June 2010. The letters were signed then by Edgar, Simon and Nick with the intention of auctioning them off as movie memorabilia - but a suitable cause was never properly identified, and the letters have been sitting in a store room waiting for their final day in the spotlight.

Edgar donated £500 to a young film maker’s media centre for the letter S from the old Somerfield sign in the High Street, with one of the ‘e’s also snapped up for a charitable donation.

At the time Edgar said: “It means more to me than it could ever do to any movie geek,” he said and made this newspaper an offer we couldn’t refuse – £500 for the letter, to be donated to the Somerset Film at the Engine Room in Bridgwater, which nurtures Somerset’s emerging film-making talents.

The Somerfield store was a central part of Hot Fuzz being run by the villainous Simon Skinner, played by Timothy Dalton, and was the exterior location of the movie’s final shoot-out.

When the shop-fitters went to work and before it all went into a skip, and with the Co-operative’s approval, the Journal got its hands on the signs as a unique piece of movie memorabilia.

Would-be bidders looking for a piece of British cinema history should send an email to otheryvillagehall@hotmail.com with their maximum bid, or write to Othery Village Hall, Fore Street, Othery Somerset, TA7 OQU by Wednesday March 19. Ensure you give a name address and contact phone number.


Read more: http://www.wellsjournal.co.uk/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief/story-20727149-detail/story.html#ixzz2udCbEzwo

Title and AO3 link: Original Fiction
Authors: Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Hot Fuzz, World's End
Rating: G
Summary: Danny Butterman branches out into illustrated fiction. Spoilers for World's End. Drabble.

( “What you think?” )

TITLE: REPLY ALL Y/N?
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.



REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz

1.33 p.m. GMT

DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!

ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.

1.34 p.m. GMT

Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest

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