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TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS: [livejournal.com profile] annlarimer and rosencrantz ([livejournal.com profile] crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?



"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."

"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.

"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“

McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.

“Thank...you...”


***

"Danny, what are you writing?"

"Nuffink!"

"Danny, delete this entire story!"

"You ain’t the boss of me!"

"I am, actually."

"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"

Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-08 10:59 pm (UTC)
ext_28944: (hf happy)
From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
Once I got it? I larfed. A lot.

I would make a reference to drabble wank, but that might set you off.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-08 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
When she said drabble, I said '102 words, right?', and that's when she threatened to kill me.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:11 am (UTC)
ext_28944: (Bones - don't know what that means)
From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
So do the ellipses count? Because I've always wondered...

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
They should only count for abusers.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:38 am (UTC)
ext_28944: (CM - lip porn)
From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
What about hyphenated words?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
Ann's the drabble magistrate, not I!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ide-cyan.livejournal.com
& she's got me on her side.

And I was featured on fandom_wank for my defense of drabbles!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
Once I was betaing for someone who redefined the word drabble over and over again and got all mussed up if I tried to tell her what it really meant.

She also complained about me being too canon and would put my name as the beta on fics I'd never seen/never wanted to be associated with.

I've always had a dread of drabble re-definers since.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 04:15 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I stayed out of it, because I feared I would stop frothing. START. START frothing.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 12:59 am (UTC)
ext_28944: (owl)
From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
But I'm afraid to ask her! Her words can kill, you know. She doesn't need a look.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crantz.livejournal.com
Oh, she's just a big softy!

That'll take your fingers off if you touch 'er.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-tectonic.livejournal.com
Hyphenated words count as one word. That's why you add the hyphen.

(Walking the line of hypenation abuse is an essential element of the art, in my experience...)
Edited Date: 2010-12-09 01:30 am (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:33 am (UTC)
ext_28944: (hf Running)
From: [identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com
Now, is that one word? or two? Because the asterisky things are throwing me off.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:26 am (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com
*dies to death*

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soda-and-capes.livejournal.com
DDDDDDDDDD:

BUT YES.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 04:43 am (UTC)
ext_52676: (Hot Fuzz: AIM)
From: [identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com
My brain just ran around in circles, flailing.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-09 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kissoflife.livejournal.com
I wuv your Hot Fuzz icon. May I nick it, with credit to you or whomever made it?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-12-10 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irisbleufic.livejournal.com
Danny can have whatever creative pursuits he pleases. So there.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-19 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfy-writing.livejournal.com
Awesome! And it's about time someone had a proper sensible alien mpreg panic. If I got pregnant by an alien, I'd freak out, and I've got more pregnancy-suitable equipment than the average guy.

Scotty got pregnant by the little green dude, didn't he?

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