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Chapter 5 (of 6) of "Talk it Through, As--No, Fuck YOU!" is up:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40778211/chapters/103314396

Please contain yourselves.

Ghosts of Sandford (778 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman, Irene Butterman/Frank Butterman
Characters: Irene Butterman, Frank Butterman, Danny Butterman, Nicholas Angel, The Swan (Hot Fuzz), The Living Statue (Hot Fuzz), Tom Weaver, Sergeant Popwell (Hot Fuzz), Tim Messenger (Hot Fuzz)
Additional Tags: CN canon violence, CN canon deaths, Really a lot of deaths, This movie has an astonishing body count, Ghosts, Canon Compliant, CN canon suicide, Just dead people alllllllll over the place
Summary: Lots of people have died in Sandford over the last 20 years. Not all of them have left.

Update: More tags at the AO3 post, so double check there.

The Point Where the Oviposition Fic Went Horribly Wrong (381 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: mention of snake babies, Mention of pregnancy, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Literally Crowley is a mess (Good Omens), Oviposition, the aristocrats!, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Not Vegan, Don't Try This At Home, Don't try this anywhere, Just don't try this, Violence against eggs
Summary:

I...can't even. Does what it says on the tin. Crit is love.

Anybody have Lone Gunmen fic recs?

"Detroit cops posing as drug dealers tried to arrest Detroit cops posing as drug buyers and then they all had a fistfight in the middle of the street"

This needs to be a Person of Interest fic about the HR.

The California Zephyr (4254 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, "Cassette" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Summary:

Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now.

So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?

If anybody wants the text here rather than AO3, for whatever reason, leave a note and I'll cut and paste it.

Flip, Flop, and Fly (7117 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil/Carlos
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Megan Wallaby, Herschel Wallaby, Tamika Flynn, a tortoise, giant ants - Character, Carlos' Team of Scientists (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Balloons, Duct Tape, superglue, mozart - Freeform, The Magic Flute - Freeform, The Weather
Summary:

If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it.

Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”

This Term At Night Vale Community College (280 words) by Rosencrantz, Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Community College, Lists, Humor
Summary:

Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.

Jump (10506 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos/Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale), Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Old Woman Josie, Erika, The Night Vale Transit Authority, Concerned Deer, Teddy Williams
Additional Tags: Angels
Summary:

"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.