phosfate

1) do not open your AO3 author subscription notices, because there is already FOMO fic up and the email notifications are full of spoilers

2) stay off Twitter because nobody's fucking tagging them, and plot elements are trending

3) Be careful on Tumblr because fucking Amazon has bought ads showing entire scenes. They're subtitled so not having the volume on won't help you.

Really quite angry today because I had the end spoiled for me as soon as I turned on my phone.

The Point Where the Oviposition Fic Went Horribly Wrong (381 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: mention of snake babies, Mention of pregnancy, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Literally Crowley is a mess (Good Omens), Oviposition, the aristocrats!, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Not Vegan, Don't Try This At Home, Don't try this anywhere, Just don't try this, Violence against eggs
Summary:

I...can't even. Does what it says on the tin. Crit is love.

The Good Omens making-of-but-mostly-pretty-pictures book arrived yesterday. My copy didn't get pressed properly and has the dreaded sine wave pages, so if that's a thing for you, you may want to check a brick and mortar store. Anyway, it is very, very heavy, so if you need a murder weapon, use it to brain your victim before taking it out of the shipping box.

Ebay appears to be filled with inexpensive Chinese bootleg Good Omens promo posters in a wide variety of designs and sizes. THAT IS NAUGHTY AND WRONG! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PUT 'GOOD OMENS POSTER' INTO THE SEARCH BOX!!!


EDIT TO THIS ENTRY: They're all over etsy, too so compare prices, shipping, materials used, and how much you hate the vendor.