fic repost
Jun. 30th, 2023 01:11 pmIt's my mom's birthday.
It's Sailor Moon's birthday.
It's...June 30th! https://archiveofourown.org/works/165267
It's Sailor Moon's birthday.
It's...June 30th! https://archiveofourown.org/works/165267
guys guys guys it's...
Jun. 30th, 2020 11:25 amJune 30th (3835 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Danny Butterman, Andy Cartwright, Andy Wainwright
Additional Tags: Rolf Harris, Longleat, Clearwater FL, Tim Horton's, Dalmatians, TARDIS - Freeform, Sandford, Milk, Quetzalcoatl - Freeform, Lingerie, Millwall, Dinosaurs, Indricotherium, romans, space dogs in frocks
Summary:
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Danny Butterman, Andy Cartwright, Andy Wainwright
Additional Tags: Rolf Harris, Longleat, Clearwater FL, Tim Horton's, Dalmatians, TARDIS - Freeform, Sandford, Milk, Quetzalcoatl - Freeform, Lingerie, Millwall, Dinosaurs, Indricotherium, romans, space dogs in frocks
Summary:
"I have a sword, and I'm really quite angry."
TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?
"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."
"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.
"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“
McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.
“Thank...you...”
***
"Danny, what are you writing?"
"Nuffink!"
"Danny, delete this entire story!"
"You ain’t the boss of me!"
"I am, actually."
"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"
Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"
AUTHORS:
annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?
"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."
"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.
"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“
McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.
“Thank...you...”
***
"Danny, what are you writing?"
"Nuffink!"
"Danny, delete this entire story!"
"You ain’t the boss of me!"
"I am, actually."
"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"
Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"
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Mar. 22nd, 2010 05:04 pmNifty new Andys story over t'![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sandfordpolice way:
http://community.livejournal.com/sandfordpolice/483500.html
sandfordpolice way:http://community.livejournal.com/sandfordpolice/483500.html
TITLE: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS:
viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
TITLE: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS:viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS:
viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
fuzzfic rec: A Christmas Vampire (NC-17)
Dec. 28th, 2009 01:45 pm"It was almost like a Dickens Christmas, except for the naked vampires."
anam71 wrote a really, really, really, really funny Hot Fuzz Christmas story over this-a-ways: http://community.livejournal.com/sandfordpolice/477491.html
anam71 wrote a really, really, really, really funny Hot Fuzz Christmas story over this-a-ways: http://community.livejournal.com/sandfordpolice/477491.htmlTITLE: Hard Cheese, Part 2
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Oh, God, some fucker's brought a guitar."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREEDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Ten minutes later, Nicholas was sure he was dying. Going down the hill had been tricky, but he'd gone slowly and carefully, his judo skills keeping him balanced. He knew he could fall safely if it came to it.
Climbing back up, however...( more )
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Oh, God, some fucker's brought a guitar."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREEDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Ten minutes later, Nicholas was sure he was dying. Going down the hill had been tricky, but he'd gone slowly and carefully, his judo skills keeping him balanced. He knew he could fall safely if it came to it.
Climbing back up, however...( more )
TITLE: Hard Cheese, Part 1
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Nicholas Angel was vaguely surprised to find that the Swan was not only still standing, but open for business. During his time in hospital, as both patient and spectator, his mental picture of Sandford had somehow developed into one of a large, smoking crater, with decorative ironwork and flowerpots. But the door of the hotel was open, the lights were on, and pop music leaked quietly from somewhere. ( continued )
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Nicholas Angel was vaguely surprised to find that the Swan was not only still standing, but open for business. During his time in hospital, as both patient and spectator, his mental picture of Sandford had somehow developed into one of a large, smoking crater, with decorative ironwork and flowerpots. But the door of the hotel was open, the lights were on, and pop music leaked quietly from somewhere. ( continued )
fic post: 'many hands' (hot fuzz)
Aug. 6th, 2009 01:19 pmTITLE: Many Hands
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 700ish
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling; gore
SUMMARY: The NWA demonstrate the small-town values of cooperation, mutual support, and local self-sufficiency.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Big Talk and Rogue and, y'know, all them guys.
"There you are," Joyce Cooper chirruped, floofing open a black bin liner. "Many hands make light work!"
"Very true," said Robin Hatcher. "Thank you, Joyce." He bent over Martin Blower's dressing table, bone saw in hand.
She smiled. "You're welcome."
Supervising from the dressing-room doorway, Frank Butterman smiled at his colleagues. Harmony, he thought. Harmony is our watchword.
"Wait," said a voice. ( click to continue )
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 700ish
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling; gore
SUMMARY: The NWA demonstrate the small-town values of cooperation, mutual support, and local self-sufficiency.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Big Talk and Rogue and, y'know, all them guys.
"There you are," Joyce Cooper chirruped, floofing open a black bin liner. "Many hands make light work!"
"Very true," said Robin Hatcher. "Thank you, Joyce." He bent over Martin Blower's dressing table, bone saw in hand.
She smiled. "You're welcome."
Supervising from the dressing-room doorway, Frank Butterman smiled at his colleagues. Harmony, he thought. Harmony is our watchword.
"Wait," said a voice. ( click to continue )
TITLE: Drabble: The O.C.
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: G. Wait. What?
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...it still belongs to Paramount, right? The important thing is, neither of them are mine.
PROPS: Toviedma 'cause it was her idea.
Ensign Manny Dairyman knew, when he looked across the briefing table into Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott’s eyes, that his transfer to the Engineering section of the U.S.S. Enterprise would change not just his career, but his whole life.
Nicholas came up behind him. “Ready?”
“Nothin’!” Danny hit the little X at the top right of the screen. “Just e-mail. You ready?”
“You really want Star Trek again?”
“Nothing else on,” Danny said casually.
Was that suspicion in Nicholas’ eyes? “True.”
Surely nothing escaped Scotty’s brilliant gaze – surely not Dairyman’s sudden surge of emotion…
I gotta remember that, thought Danny. Brilliant.
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: G. Wait. What?
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...it still belongs to Paramount, right? The important thing is, neither of them are mine.
PROPS: To
viedma 'cause it was her idea. Ensign Manny Dairyman knew, when he looked across the briefing table into Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott’s eyes, that his transfer to the Engineering section of the U.S.S. Enterprise would change not just his career, but his whole life.
Nicholas came up behind him. “Ready?”
“Nothin’!” Danny hit the little X at the top right of the screen. “Just e-mail. You ready?”
“You really want Star Trek again?”
“Nothing else on,” Danny said casually.
Was that suspicion in Nicholas’ eyes? “True.”
Surely nothing escaped Scotty’s brilliant gaze – surely not Dairyman’s sudden surge of emotion…
I gotta remember that, thought Danny. Brilliant.
TITLE: Drabble: Straight to voicemail
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”
HEY MOM I GOT REVIEWED!
Mar. 28th, 2009 04:48 pmWell, "June 30th" did. FEAR MY INFLATING HEAD!
http://community.livejournal.com/cot_reviews/15409.html
And thank you very much, whoever nominated me.
http://community.livejournal.com/cot_reviews/15409.html
And thank you very much, whoever nominated me.
