drabble post: straight to voicemail (hot fuzz)

[phosfate]

TITLE: Drabble: Straight to voicemail
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.


You have six new messages.

“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”

You have five new messages.

“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”

You have four new messages.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"

You have three new messages.

“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”

You have two new messages.

“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”

You have one new message.

“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”

Comments

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

100. Because it's a drabble.
I kinda love you a lot right now. Hope that's okay. Also, I love your Danny. That is exactly how he'd sound. hee.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

ILU for this huge grin on my face that's all your fault!
Bombastically Booyah!
Had to make up more words just for you, dammit.

\o/

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

*glee and delight*

[soda-and-capes.livejournal.com]

Aaaah, most adorable! :D

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I love this SO MUCH. And I always have fun trying to decipher what Bob's saying. It's like a mini-mystery set within a larger story.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

:D I've learned to make a point of remembering Bob dialogue. Otherwise it plunges into my brain crevices like a burning Cessna, never to be seen again.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you just made me want to watch that movie again!

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

They're de-worming Saxon today? That's good.

Also, you are the best and most awesome person in the history of the universe. Just so you know.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping it's more of a preventive measure.