phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Hot Fuzz HONK by Ilmadris)
"He recounted turning to crime early as a 12-year-old, stealing some homing pigeons."

--The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/nyregion/13mob.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2


The follow-up jokes are left as an exercise to the reader.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Keep Calm by myth_moondancer)
"That's more than can be said for Ann Curry of MSNBC and NBC, whose reports from Japan have had a whiff of Kent Brockman."

--Matt Zoller Seitz, salon.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (BWAHAHAHA by iconoclast)
"Steve Baldwin has a douchebag rating of .5 megaPivens."

--avclub.com poster "Sheltie"
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-genius-club,32685/
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Darkplace Thanks for the Lobotomy by ico)
"The quote series is batches of icons with quotes from you're favorite movies, t.v. shows, songs, and more!!
The batches are released with three subjects at a time. Part I was released with School of Rock, Happy Feet,
and Dodgeball! Part II will be released after Part I get's 30+ comments. That means 15 DIFFERNT people
must comment before the new batch is posted. After 10 comments the preview and advertizement for
Part II will be released. So Go check it out!"


--LJ icon maker ad.

Oh no! I hope they get enough comments! Oh!
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Persuaders Mazel Tov by sepiamagpie)
"We want to show how U.S. imperialism has spread across the Pacific and across the world," said Lynette Cruz, an organizer of the Hawaiian Independence Action Alliance. "It'll be fun."

--AP - "Protests planned for Hawaii's 50th anniversary"

That does sound fun!
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Inspirational Montage by samiamicons)
The national reaction to Jackson's death was false and overblown, but it didn't hurt anyone. Moreover, at least Jackson could boast of actual achievements. But Sarah Palin's bizarre resignation is another story. Watching her self-serving, celebrity-driven implosion, it hit home more than ever just how terrifying it is that this person actually could have become vice-president of the United States.

-- Gary Kamiya, salon.com
http://www.salon.com/opinion/kamiya/2009/07/09/jackson_palin/
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Boosh It Does Look Good by Zeeexitos)
His spirit hasn’t been entirely quashed, though, and he chafes under the yolk...

--Tony Long writes about 1984's Winston Smith in a probably soon to be corrected article at:
http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2009/06/dayintech_0608/
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Default)
"It was like a dessert served on the Holodeck."

--Sarah Hepola describes the non-entity that is the McDonalds sundae, salon.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Rachel by knock_boots)
"as short and hairy as Robin Williams"

--slate.com describes Marvel hero Wolverine
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Gay fish sex by cimorene)
"It's like teaching a man to fish so that he can eat fish every day instead of giving him a reloadable gift card for fish," says [livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Blue and Gold by alba_aulbath)
"They can make Dr. Light as grim and gritty and rapealicious as they want and it still won't keep me from hearing all his dialogue in the voice of The Monarch."

--commenter "Kfb" on The Onion AV Club
http://www.avclub.com/articles/comics-panel-dissent-the-flash-rebirth,26823/
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Default)
"Killer robots and polar bears — now I see what "The Book of Daniel" lacked!"
--Maureen Ryan writes in the Chicago Tribune about faith in network dramas.


(The Book of Daniel is out on DVD, and well worth a look.)
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)
I sure hope they make "How to Kill A Mockingbird and Zombies."
--"Naked Rob" commenting on a review of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, on toplessrobot.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Dammit by floating_icons)
"The reason we've never used the Raptor in Iraq is it doesn't work in places where there are wars."

--Chris Kelly, huffingtonpost.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (black books summer girl by erin_icons)
But I'd still date that Irish house-painter (even though he was a drunk), because when I naively asked if they had Star Wars Action Figures in Ireland, he responded: "We had one in the museum!"

--Heather Havrilesky, salon.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Pastede on Yay by Eruantale)
Let's be honest: Thursday night Bush sounded like a kid reciting the high points of fourth grade, or a challenged patient graduating to a new level in some kind of mental health rehab institution. No one could watch that and not be shaken by it. I've had my political disagreements with my friend Chris Matthews, but he summed it up really well: It was an abomination, the depiction of a world of presidents in which "every kid gets a trophy who participates."

--Joan Walsh on salon.com
http://www.salon.com/opinion/walsh/misc/2009/01/16/bush_farewell/index.html
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (K9 by martoufmarty)
"...I have found out today that his full name isn't Dr. Engelbert P. Who, as I had originally thought. My apologies."

--toplessrobot.com, probably kidding.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Fucking Dying Here by quettaser)
"The stress hormone cortisol peaks in your blood around 7 am. So if you get up then, you may experience tension."
--wired.com

Do rage and despair count as tension?
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Angel puppet)
"Elmo is Grover for a new generation, although that generation is made up entirely of stupid children."

--Teague Bohlen and Chris Cummins
toplessrobot.com
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Default)
Sex-Crazed Apes Feast on Killing, Too

"As hippies had Altamont, so bonobos have Salonga National Park, where scientists have witnessed the supposedly peace-loving primate hunting and eating monkey children."

--wired.com

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