i went to bed early, to safety-test it.

I has a Slanket. :D

Thank you, mystery person, if you're reading this.

you know they do it, but do you know how?

How NORAD Tracks Santa
http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/12/norad-keeps-the.html

your quote of the day.

"Elmo is Grover for a new generation, although that generation is made up entirely of stupid children."

--Teague Bohlen and Chris Cummins
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