phosfate

How to design a 3-D plushie from a 2-D drawing:

http://bizmiss.wordpress.com/2009/07/31/epic-how-to-make-a-3-d-plush-pattern-from-a-2-d-drawing/

Advanced stuff, but I kinda want to try it.

http://sarastexturecrafts.blogspot.com/2009/03/funky-ipodmobile-phone-pouch.html

Because everything's better made from socks.

(cliquez-vous pour more biggerness)

Red Heel socks (they come in blue as well as brown), microfleece dishtowel uniform, wool felt details. Rag and poly stuffed for weight. The background is the perfectly revolting Lansing Days Inn, which, I am happy to say, we were able to vacate after the first night. I tried to straddle the Nimoy-Quinto line with the face.

Face for a plushie robot. Yes, those are appliqued office supplies.

Yay! Everything is, at last, coming up sock monkeys. I've made a pot of coffee and will see you in five or six hours.

My two book orders of the day are Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and Everything's Coming Up Sock Monkeys!

There may be something wrong with me.

Christmas toy spam begins. First, for tawg, here's Puppet Nicholas:



He lives in the umbrella stand with Clown Puppet now.

What would you see if you Googled "anatomically correct sock monkey"?

TITLE: Curse of the Cuddly Monkey!
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 4,400ish
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: "It tasted kind of like gardening."
WARNINGS: Choking hazard, American spelling, spoilers.
NOTES: I likes me some C&C. Stay tuned for a bonus deleted scene after the credits!
DISCLAIMER: They don't belong to me, as you know.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.


His heart was small and hard and black, made from a bit of clay stamped with arcane symbols. He didn't know where he'd come from, or how old he was, but he did know his purpose.

When Reverend Shooter opened the carton and freed him from the plastic bag, he'd been elated. A man of God! What could be better? But it quickly became clear that there was nothing he could do to the man that the good Reverend hadn't already done to himself.
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I am sewing a teeny plushie Danny Butterman.
John is watching a movie.
There's a point to this, further down.

me:I am pleased with how these little fuckers are turning out.
A: language, ann!
me: Sorry. I am happy with the way these little fuckers are turning out.
A: that's better
me: Okay...let's try on the hat. Danny Butterman, blue bishop.
A: what a lovely priest they had
me: That would've been funnier if they hadn't spoiled it in every ad.
Still, C of E, what can you do?
A: I didn't see any ads. I went in all unspoiled, except for the face ,ick
me:The face ick?
A: kick
me: Shit. This needs an upholstery needle.
me: Orrrrr...I could turn the needle and stitch the other direction. Sorted.
me: ...I swear he's singing a little song about how nice it is to get a hat.
me: o/~ Oh isn't it grand to have a hat?
It's how the people tell that I'm a copper.
me: And the barmaid thinks that it's just grand
She sits in my lap and I'm not going to stop 'er. Wa-hey! o/~
A: aww
me:Bob Walker: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a dog? TITS! heh. o/~
A:"buttocks!"
me:"gay!"
A: I am watching a movie with Snack
Arthur and the Invisibles
me: How is it?
A: it's okay so far
I mean, there's some odd parts to it. Like the fact everything is 1950s except the main character, who in the middle of Connecticut has a british accent and a spikey 2007 haircut
A: http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3143/posters/poster1.jpg
me:Jeez. The chick on the left totally wants me.
A: ann, about the pictures telling you things...
me:Yes?
A: bad
me:You sure?
A: yes
me: Fudge.
me:Andy and Andy: o/~ We're happy we don't have to wear a hat
Or a stupid uniform or any of that
The CID know where it's at
Except that our boss is a bloody great twat o/~
Nicholas: HEY!
http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/104047/10348 heh.
A: I would like that line in the next book
me::D
Turner 1: o/~ I was so glad when I got my hat
My head was high and my chest was puffin'
Turner 2: I wasn't there when they gave them out
'Cause nobody tells me nuffin' o/~
A: heeh
me: Tony: o/~ I'm awfully glad that I have a hat
Er, that's it, really. o/~
Saxon: o/~ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof wof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof
me: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof o/~
Tom: Good boy!
Doris: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a hat
I can make it do so many lovely tricks!
Though it's not as big and hard as theirs
It can--o/~
NICK: OH GOD NO! /he yanks her out of shot
A: :D
me: Nick: o/~ I must say it's grand to have a hat
With its checkerboard band so mod
I buff it and clean it, and when the weather is inclement, I put plastic over it in accordance with regulations, and I polish the badge bit...
Stop looking at me like I'm odd! o/~
Everybody: o/~ Ohhhhhhhhh--
Isn't it grand to have a hat?
A: :D
me: It don't matter what's your race or creed or color
When you put it on and walk round the town
How your coply pride gets just a little fuller! o/~
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