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[phosfate]

What would you see if you Googled "anatomically correct sock monkey"?

Comments

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Something quite alarming and distressing, I would imagine?

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

Why did I just do that? This is, contrary to how it looks, not my first day on the internet.

I can't unsee it.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Been there. Done that. Bought the anatomically correct souvenir.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

o.O

I never thought I'd live to see a sock monkey penis. What's sad is that I'm not as traumatized as I thought I'd be.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

...Wow. Wow.

[soda-and-capes.livejournal.com]

LOL. Too much tiiiime on their hands!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

What does it say about me that I think that's adorable?

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

I agree. Cute and hilarious.

[ecto-gammat.livejournal.com]

How bout THIS one?

I, too, shall never get this damn image out of my head.

/headdesk

[comice.livejournal.com]

Even with making the monkey 6' and all, methinks that the crafter was just a wee bit generation with the proportions. It's a monkey, not King Kong.

Also, did I mention that she's insane?

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

Mr. T Monkey pity the fool that took that challenge. I'm disturbed that this was on the first page of image results. He doesn't appear to be anatomically correct, unless Mr. T is, in fact, neuter.

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect it to be so big. My sock monkeys are always a lot smaller than that.

You know... Like sock-sized.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

I hate you so much right now.

[teddybang.livejournal.com]

That was surprisingly literal! I was expecting some Googlebombed nightmare.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

I would hate you for that, but I'm laughing too hard.

ETA: And I just noticed that you used your 'want monkey' icon, which has taken on horrible new implications!

[kellyratherodd.livejournal.com]

Nothing I would want to see.

[irisbleufic.livejournal.com]

Exactly what it says on the box. My innocence got chucked out the window long ago.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to find out....

[the-lemur.livejournal.com]

Google "sock lemur" instead! They are much more cute!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

By God, TL, you're right!

[viedma.livejournal.com]

Better put up the popup blocker on that one.