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Title: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)
Authors: AnnLarimer and Rosencrantz
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to the BBC and ACD and not we, see?
Fandom: Sherlock
Spoilers: "The Great Game" (technically) and (inexplicably) Torchwood: Children of Earth
Summary and/or Warnings: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Rating: PG-13 for the odd swear


John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)


London has days like this: blue-lit, chilly, leafy, and lonesome. On days like this, a young consulting detective's fancy turns to -- please pardon my French -- reproduction. Usually, on days like this, he is content to disassemble a library photocopier and look at the bits, or feed interesting things into a shop's self-service photo printer to see what (if anything) comes out, or attempt to catch and clone a pigeon. Then he forgets the whole business the next morning. Because, bored.

Consulting detectives are like that. click for more )
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Sherlock Ickean man-lizard by crantz)


Made with Photo Tropedelic for iPhone. Click to embiggenate.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Sherlock Ickean man-lizard by crantz)
Title: One More Way "The Great Game" Didn't End
Author: annlarimer
Spoilers/Warnings: Unlike the first installment, contains MASSIVE spoilers for "The Great Game."
Rating: PG
Summary: What it says on the tin.
Wordcount: 290ish.
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] viedma 'cause I stole a line from her.

seriously, there are spoilers )
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Sherlock Ickean man-lizard by crantz)
Good news, everyone! http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Sherlock-Series-1/14203

The Region 2 release is, of course, out 30 August. Because God loves us and wants us to be happy. thwip
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Sherlock Ickean man-lizard by crantz)
Title: Six Ways "The Great Game" Won't End
Author: [livejournal.com profile] annlarimer
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for two of the photos released so far from "The Great Game." Death. Quite a lot, considering. Europe!fail.
Rating: S for Stoopid and Swearin'.
Summary: What it says on the tin.
Wordcount: 350ish

Click and all shall be revealed )
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So Sherlock started in the UK last Sunday night. And I'm reading Twitter while this is going on, and suddenly everybody is quoting The Princess Bride.

Anyway, if you don't have a source, Region 2 DVD is out on 30 August, and it's gonna run on PBS in, like, November or something.



Click to embiggen. Text contains spoilers for Sherlock Episode 1. Dialogue not verbatim. >.>
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Lost by ponyboy)
Yeah, I don't even.

If you ever need to know, there are 18 dots around the outside of the Oceanic logo.
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IFC has licensed The IT Crowd with Richard Ayoade, which is awesome even though I don't get that channel, while Adult Swim will be showing the exquisite LOOK AROUND YOU OMGYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYY.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117990430.html?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2565
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I'm feeling perfectly foul and panic-attacky, so here's everyone's favorite LJ cliché photo post, the book and video shelves! Yayayayay! *Kermit flail*

Apologies for the yellowing and blurriness. cut to spare your flists and connections )
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Not as freaky as "Black Dolls," but still. Freaky.

For some reason, the poster left in a small chunk of the next sketch, in which Simon Pegg threatens starving orphans with a baseball bat. But you don't get to see that. You're just taunted with it. Because God hates you.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Gay fish sex by cimorene)


Castle Greyskull, waiting to be boxed up and sent to [livejournal.com profile] cybertards. Policeman officer from the fake-England gift shop at Epcot. Re-ment teacup, though it's actually got some sort of soup in it. At least I hope it's soup. I really, really hope it's soup.
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Bullet through my Head)
WTF??? That was Old Yeller! But with fucking.
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The Persuaders! from a UK video release.

Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased), from the same video. Go figure.

Bloo beanbag toy, from The Onion AV Club. I think.

Asterix Pez dispenser, from a book about Pez I got for my sister.

The Persuaders! from a DVD release, possibly German.

MST3K's Dr. Forrester from a very old Salon.com article.

These are nicked and cropped from various places around the Web, or book scans. No credit necessary. Feel free to mess with 'em, but I'd love to see what you make.
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The unholy power of Jared Padalecki...



...is defeated by the healing power of art.



Apparently, nobody ever told my sister not to put a jointed teddy into a washing machine. Though the fact that it had been drenched in Chihuahua pee really gave her no choice.

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