So, a Cool Thing people are doing, and you can also do, for neighborhood kids stuck at home is putting teddies (the bears, not the lingerie) in their windows, so parents can take them out and go for a bear hunt. Your bears get to wave at new friends, and your neighborhood kids won't lose their damn minds.
Caution: sunlight is damaging to plush animals, as you know if you've ever seen a car's back window full of bleached beanie babies. So switch your bears out periodically. If you have other plush, an I AM A BEAR IN DISGUISE, DON'T TELL ANYONE sign will do just as well. Or THE BEAR HAS GONE ON A MISSION BUT CAN SEE YOU WAVING ON HIS PHONE.
Also, pass it on.
Caution: sunlight is damaging to plush animals, as you know if you've ever seen a car's back window full of bleached beanie babies. So switch your bears out periodically. If you have other plush, an I AM A BEAR IN DISGUISE, DON'T TELL ANYONE sign will do just as well. Or THE BEAR HAS GONE ON A MISSION BUT CAN SEE YOU WAVING ON HIS PHONE.
Also, pass it on.