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"He recounted turning to crime early as a 12-year-old, stealing some homing pigeons."

--The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/nyregion/13mob.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2


The follow-up jokes are left as an exercise to the reader.

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Date: 2011-04-13 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com
I just keep wondering what kind of hilarious name you can give to the theft of birds. 'Beft' just isn't cutting it.

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Date: 2011-04-13 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anxietygrrl.livejournal.com
File photo:

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Date: 2011-04-13 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twigcollins.livejournal.com
It's like stealing boomerangs. Never lasts.

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Date: 2011-04-13 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
One course, you know how he was caught: a stool pigeon.

*rim shot*

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Date: 2011-04-13 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
The DA cut him a deal if he'd talk turkey.

But he drifted into the mafia because birds of a feather flock together.
Edited Date: 2011-04-13 08:34 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-04-13 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldhenson.livejournal.com
> steal pigeons
Stolen.
Save changes (y/n)?
> n
> steal pigeons
Stolen.
Save changes (y/n)?
> n

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