your headline and quote of the day.

[phosfate]

Sex-Crazed Apes Feast on Killing, Too

"As hippies had Altamont, so bonobos have Salonga National Park, where scientists have witnessed the supposedly peace-loving primate hunting and eating monkey children."

--wired.com

Comments

[dwinghy.livejournal.com]

I am like, 99% certain that there was no cannibalism going on at Altamont. Though it WOULD explain a lot about Keith Richards.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[viedma.livejournal.com]

See, you have sex, and it leads to stuff like this.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I know. I found the dismembered possum you guys left in the yard.

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

My parents were at Altamont and that is totally the way it went down.

Body parts everywhere.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Weird. My parents were Sex-Crazed Apes.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

So, did the hippies eat their own children, or monkey children? Or was Altamont populated by monkey hippies who ate their own children?