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It's my mom's birthday.
It's Sailor Moon's birthday.
It's...June 30th! https://archiveofourown.org/works/165267

Wa-hey! Chapter 4 of Talk it Through, As--No, fuck YOU! is up at:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40778211/chapters/102594498

Have you heard the good news about Seagull Jesus? -- SWORD FIGHT!!! -- “Fucking” is just Ed’s way of letting you know the next word is a noun – The ghost of Lucius Spriggs returns for vengeance and shoes – Oh hey, a couple of those Chekov’s lampshades pay off – Izzy Hands is done with your shit, yes, YOURS – Tea break -- No one is allowed to kill Oluwande

Ghosts of Sandford (778 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman, Irene Butterman/Frank Butterman
Characters: Irene Butterman, Frank Butterman, Danny Butterman, Nicholas Angel, The Swan (Hot Fuzz), The Living Statue (Hot Fuzz), Tom Weaver, Sergeant Popwell (Hot Fuzz), Tim Messenger (Hot Fuzz)
Additional Tags: CN canon violence, CN canon deaths, Really a lot of deaths, This movie has an astonishing body count, Ghosts, Canon Compliant, CN canon suicide, Just dead people alllllllll over the place
Summary: Lots of people have died in Sandford over the last 20 years. Not all of them have left.

Update: More tags at the AO3 post, so double check there.

"The rain was warm and dribbling, as though millions of incontinent hamsters had been suspended over the city."

--Chandland Raymer
Rodent Dick (1943)