if you're looking to avoid Good Omens 2 spoilers...

[phosfate]

1) do not open your AO3 author subscription notices, because there is already FOMO fic up and the email notifications are full of spoilers

2) stay off Twitter because nobody's fucking tagging them, and plot elements are trending

3) Be careful on Tumblr because fucking Amazon has bought ads showing entire scenes. They're subtitled so not having the volume on won't help you.

Really quite angry today because I had the end spoiled for me as soon as I turned on my phone.

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[crantz]

I should have put you in the isolation chamber the moment I found out the spoiler.

[phosfate]

There's nothing to be done except stay the fuck off Twitter. Meanwhile Insta BNFs are blurring anything vaguely spoilery.

[crantz]

That's something at least.

Amazon keeps insisting on putting it in front of my 'continue watching' even though what I'm actually watching right now is Cold Case and I'm like 'you can't fool me, I know what I was in the middle of'