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(I don’t know what the regional limitations may or may not be, but it deffo works in the U.S.)

The California Zephyr (4254 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, "Cassette" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Summary:

Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now.

So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?

If anybody wants the text here rather than AO3, for whatever reason, leave a note and I'll cut and paste it.

Flip, Flop, and Fly (7117 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil/Carlos
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Megan Wallaby, Herschel Wallaby, Tamika Flynn, a tortoise, giant ants - Character, Carlos' Team of Scientists (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Balloons, Duct Tape, superglue, mozart - Freeform, The Magic Flute - Freeform, The Weather
Summary:

If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it.

Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”

This Term At Night Vale Community College (280 words) by Rosencrantz, Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Community College, Lists, Humor
Summary:

Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.

Jump (10506 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos/Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale), Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Old Woman Josie, Erika, The Night Vale Transit Authority, Concerned Deer, Teddy Williams
Additional Tags: Angels
Summary:

"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.