phosfate

Awakened this morning by a nosebleed that can only be compared to the Boston Molasses Flood, but less sticky. I managed not to stain the carpet, but the bathroom tile looked like the start of a CSI episode, and I found a glorp that somehow attached itself to the inner wall of the bathtub. Seeing your own face in the mirror covered in blood is some horror movie cliche shit.

Being stuck at home while coagulating did, however, allow me to catch the drop of Mondo's new Hot Fuzz poster by Logan Ferber:



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