[identity profile] horseofrohan.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ann, I love you, I adore you and I want to marry you.

As a token of my affection, here's a naked Jude Law I found wandering around Gondor...
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*

Oh, it's darling! Thank you so much, Shadowfax!

Hm. I'll have to dig out the aquarium and put sphagnum moss and some rocks in the bottom. Maybe one of those little Naked Jude Law houses from PetSmart...

I think I'll call him Keith.

[identity profile] beorn-bearman.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Feh. You've seen one naked Jude Law, you've seen them all.

No, I'm not jealous. Why do you ask?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, he's the size of a Mego. Oh, look, he likes you! Look at those little eyes, lookit that face, yes, yes...he wants you to pat him, Beorn!

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[identity profile] beorn-bearman.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tempt me into squooshing him. *pouts* Freaky little naked man.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Well, Watermelon is stupid! So there!

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[identity profile] beorn-bearman.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
*gasp* I..I..*sniff*...that was so mean! *runs away crying*
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
::eyes well up::

::lower lip trembles::

mmmmmmWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--! A-huk! A-huk! A-huk! A-huk! A-huk! A-huk!

:: curls into little ball ::

It's a homicide not a funeral!

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
This makes me so think of that Millennium episode.

I really like the way the Scientologists take credit for the fall of Russia and the Berlin Wall. They've recently been patting themselves on the back about beating out mental-health professions in comforting (?) the families of 9-11 victims. Something to the effect of "so glad we got there first to rescue them from those self-serving blood-sucking psychology-types." Oh, like they aren't the least self-serving.

[identity profile] nimrodel.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Scientologists crack me up.
As you all know, I'm certified, stark raving nutters. Barking mad. Scientologists claim there is no such thing.
I ran into one once, who kept trying to talk to me about this crap they do and trying to explain what was "actually" wrong with me.
I let him meet J'Endra. (one of my more psychotic personalities.Yes, I have several personalities. I'm not just a person, I'm a community!)
J'Endra is well...kind of....demonic. and demented. and......he literally ran away. (G)
sometimes, being crazy is good.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-04-03 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You go, looneygirl!