dammit!

[phosfate]

Some vassal from the Gondor Department of the Interior came by this afternoon and confiscated Keith. Apparently it's illegal to keep a wild Naked Jude Law as a pet - even if you find an injured one, you're supposed to leave it alone and call the GDI and not try to help it yourself.

I hope that Keith is happier, but I will miss him.

Now I have a bunch of nearly-new Jude Law equipment from PetSmart that might be suitable for kitties or small labortory creations. Anybody want it?

I scattered the Jude Law Chow out in the yard for the squirrels.

Comments

[finduilas.livejournal.com]

-drools-

its all this mentioning of jude law you see...

mmmmm.....gigolo joe.

[kielle.livejournal.com]

Dammit, and here I was hoping for pick of the first litter!

[horseofrohan.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Ann, I never thought that it was illegal to keep them.

How about a naked Ewan McGregor? They're common as muck and so have no protection order on them, but they're cute, affectionate and shameless exhibitionists!