dammit!

[phosfate]

Some vassal from the Gondor Department of the Interior came by this afternoon and confiscated Keith. Apparently it's illegal to keep a wild Naked Jude Law as a pet - even if you find an injured one, you're supposed to leave it alone and call the GDI and not try to help it yourself.

I hope that Keith is happier, but I will miss him.

Now I have a bunch of nearly-new Jude Law equipment from PetSmart that might be suitable for kitties or small labortory creations. Anybody want it?

I scattered the Jude Law Chow out in the yard for the squirrels.

Comments

[finduilas.livejournal.com]

-drools-

its all this mentioning of jude law you see...

mmmmm.....gigolo joe.

[kielle.livejournal.com]

Dammit, and here I was hoping for pick of the first litter!

[horseofrohan.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Ann, I never thought that it was illegal to keep them.

How about a naked Ewan McGregor? They're common as muck and so have no protection order on them, but they're cute, affectionate and shameless exhibitionists!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie, no, it was very kind of you. It was a privilege to have him for as long as I did.

Thank you for your offer, but I think we should just let the Ewans run free. I'm told that they wet their nests and talk about their wedding tackle to excess.

Wedding tackle?

[lothiriel.livejournal.com]

Is that when the groom swings the bride into his arms to carry her over the threshold?

Or is there some kind of rugby game that's played at weddings?

Do I need to know about this???!!!!!???

Re: Wedding tackle?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

His generative organs. The last turkey in the shop. Meat and two veg. The wife's best friend.

Re: Wedding tackle?

[lothiriel.livejournal.com]

I'm just REALLY confused now.

Oh well, I'm sure Snuggly Bear will explain it all to me when we're married, aren't you?