Stupid stupid kid. Looked in that stupid Tolkien reference stupid nitasee gave me for my goddamn stupid birth day and he's stupid Beorn's stupid son all right. Shit.
I didn't catch a name, but I did hear a rumor that whoever it is was hibernating when she gave birth and doesn't remember the pregnancy at all. She's supposedly in total denial.
Listen, you fucking creepy old bast Mister, I'm not your Mommy. But apparently you're Beorn's actual child, so I'm not going to have you killed outright.
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Did it mention who the mother was?
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::gives you Pocky::
Listen,
you fucking creepy old bastMister, I'm not your Mommy. But apparently you're Beorn's actual child, so I'm not going to have you killed outright.no subject
.. ok.
*sits down and cries*
it looks sadder when i sit down.
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Why. Are. You. Crying. Grimbeorn.