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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2002-08-13 04:11 pm

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officelady



You Are an Officelady!


It all seemed so blissful at first.

Wear cute little suits, meet friends with matching suits, get a small salary.

Well, you're going to be making copies for the rest of your life, and a good raise is not in your future.

And forget about marrying out of this glass cieling! What?

So you can make coffee at home and wash your husband's underwear? Gross!



What's *Your* Japanese Subculture?

Stolen from Indy, and oh dear God it's true.
(warning: porn pop-up links)
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[identity profile] versaphile.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Image (http://www.quizdiva.com/japanesequiz.html)

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."

While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

(http://www.quizdiva.com/japanesequiz.html)

[identity profile] finabair.livejournal.com 2002-08-13 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That site's not merely scary, it's...um...frightening, even!

Image (http://www.quizdiva.com/japanesequiz.html)



You Are a Kogyaru!


If it's cute, you'll wear it. Fake and bake, hair bleach, and bright makeup line your bathroom cabinet.

As for clothes - anything that's short and cute ("kawaii!").

You are the prize object of all sorts of men - but you are really looking for a rich foreign guy.

He'll find you out hanging out in Shibuya shopping at the 109, text messaging and sending photos over your cellphone.



(http://www.quizdiva.com/japanesequiz.html)

[identity profile] silver-rabbit.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
0_0

That reminds me of a girl I went to high school with. Or maybe a diseased clown.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The reason Momo gets so much crap in Peach Girl is that the other kids think she's Kogyaru (aka Kogal).

[identity profile] silver-rabbit.livejournal.com 2002-08-14 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Are those the ones who dress like slutty school girls and have sex with business men to pay for their gadgets? Or am I thinking of someone else?