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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2003-05-14 03:12 pm

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Dear God,

STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW!

I'm not kidding.

Your pal,

Ann

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ann ~

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.

Regards, God
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-05-14 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anon,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Love,

Ann

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Ann,

Take a number.

Your pal,
Gabriel, Archangel

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No! BAD GOD! No biscuit!

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Ann,

Wanna be my dark queen?

Think about it.

Your friend,
Lucifer

Returned to sender

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
God is dead.

Your friend,
Friedrich Nietzsche.

Re: Returned to sender

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you even get STARTED with me. I'd like to see you in my office, post haste. This nonsense was all good and fun when you were alive, but it's damnably awkward now, what with you swiping my jello when I'm not looking at lunch.

Yes, I know it's you.

Regards, God

[identity profile] finabair.livejournal.com 2003-05-15 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he's looking for a bribe, or something?