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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2004-03-25 09:52 am
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more Jesus abuse!

Recently spotted at Hobby Lobby: To go along with the rest of your Big-Ass Nail jewelry collection, a Big-Ass Nail pin that comes packaged on an "I was crucified with Him" card.

Um, no. No, you weren't. That was sort of the point.
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[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they should sell little hammer-n-nail sets with cards that read "I helped nail him."
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
My God but I love you.

Maybe I should make a little ripped-up Jesus plushie for MediaWest...

[identity profile] mechturtle.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
*sees your icon* Bwahahaha!

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
And ironically, it scripturally more accuate.

Maybe I should make a little ripped-up Jesus plushie for MediaWest...

Is Michael's having a sale on cadmium red?

[identity profile] mercurycirce.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Signed by Mel Gibson?

[identity profile] jeff-morris.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't add "and all I got was this lousy pin"?

JSM
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
*scrawls JEFF MORRIS KILLED ME on floor in own blood*

*dies*

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
::clutching stomach::

Oh, it hurts to laugh. Hee!

[identity profile] sagralisse.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfle* Too perfect.

[identity profile] lavendertook.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, at least it didn't say, "I was crucified with Stupid" with a little arrow pointing up. Give them some credit.

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
::wiping eyes:: Oh, that's good.

I love your icon!
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[personal profile] wednesday 2004-03-25 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
HELLO MY NAME IS BRIAN
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Brian! And so is my wife!

[identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe the card could read...
"idolatry: its not just for pagans anymore!"

*thinks twice about a more offensive slogan based of the old "kiss me i'm irish" buttons*
;)

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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon...you know you want to!

[identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*
clearly. you know a nail pin crys for a pun/innuendo!
but then the vatican police show up and the next thing you know they are testing crucifixion theories on me! alas after i escaped last time i have no aloe left ;)

[identity profile] ramalama.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you weren't.

How do you know, beeyotch?! Maybe I was one of the thieves. Hey, I'm Spartacus!

[identity profile] mercurycirce.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
NO I'M SPARTACUS, DAMNIT.

[identity profile] mercurycirce.livejournal.com 2004-03-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
should I be scared?

[identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com 2004-03-25 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably sold to people who cry if they get a hangnail. Grr. stupid Jesus stuff

[identity profile] invisi-ink.livejournal.com 2004-03-26 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
An Ass nail pin?!? Oh, man. They will sell anything these days. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

And that was extremely well put. I saw my share of Jesus-y merchandise in high school, and some of it was along those lines.

[identity profile] swussian.livejournal.com 2004-03-26 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ann, I love your friends. They make my 09:38.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2004-03-26 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
*nods* They ain't bad.

Also, happy birthday, ya stinkin' Commie. *mek!*
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