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[phosfate]

Just imagine a chain of hideous events that ends with "...and I think I ran over a squirrel." Then we can all move on.

I felt entirely justified in entering Mom's bedroom and telling her, "A giraffe walks into a bar and says, 'Highballs are on me!' AHAHAHAHAHA!"

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[darthtall.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that one of my favorite jokes is a variation on that? "A giraffe walks into a bar and sees two guys playing pool. He walks over and says, 'Hey, I've got the high balls!'"

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Yeah, I thought so.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?


It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.