George? Tell me about the rabbits, George!

[phosfate]

Some idiot just range me up to tell me that she saw fur all over the garden, and decided the baby rabbits were surely dead. She put on her gloves and went out to gather up the remains. When she pulled at the first wad of hair, the whole mass shrieked. Again.

"I think we should really leave them alone, okay?"

"Well, I'm not touching them again!"

"You said that before!"

"I mean it this time."

Comments

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

You have a tranq gun, right? I think she needs it.

*tries not to die laughing at public reference desk*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If she picks at the baby bunnies, they'll never heal!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Mama bunny should eat her.

[saskia139.livejournal.com]

*quails in fear of teh giant bunny*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Too stringy.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Tell her that rabbit's dynamite and if she touches them again, death will be awaiting her with sharp, nasty pointed teeth! (I really hope Mama Bunny doesn't eat the babies NOW)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I thought only inbred gerbils ate babies when humans touched them

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I am not an expert on either.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Where is Monty Python's killer bunny when you need 'im?