phosfate | (no subject)

"War is bad." -Doonesbury

I thought Jamey Sheridan was your boyfriend.

My God, woman! Leave some men for the rest of us!

Oh fer the luvva God, like I'd want a fella for anything but chess and unscrewing jar lids...

Minnie waved at me, you know.

--sah

You are so full of shit! She looked right at me!

Then why are you getting so upset about it, hmmmm?

--sah

You are mistaken, mon frere. That is not me upset.

THIS IS ME UPSET!!!

See?

Darn Sam, two-timing me again.

Try it again. He's triple-timing me. That man's a slut.

But he can still eat crackers in my bed. ::nudge nudge wink wink::

Anybody eats in my bed, they get a rolled-up copy of Oh My Goddess right up the coal chute.