Hello, I'm batshit.

[phosfate]

Mom v. ill on Tuesday night. I knew something was up because she kept wanting to have conversations, and that's just wrong. She ended up asleep and dithering like a bad Victorian medium. Sat up most of night patting her, which kept her quietish. Finally crawled to own bed at 5:00. Last memory is of making hands into little praying claws, swearing to world at large that GODAMMIT, I WILL EAT THESE KITTENS IF YOU INSIST ON TRYING MEzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Am bitter now because Mom remembers none of it, so WHERE ARE MY BONUS KARMA POINTS?

Also, Charlie from Lost is a tool.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Is everything okay? Do you need to have a doctor look at her?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

She says she's fiiiiiiiiiine.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Also, Charlie from Lost is a tool.

Where do babies go if they die after they get baptized by ruthless-drug-dealers-who-happened-to-dress-up-like-priests?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I just pray they don't have any Driveshaft albums there.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Track 2: Monster Ate The Pilot.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

*pats you*

Was your mom feverish or just have a very non-lucid night? Either way, you won extra karma points for that. Had it been me, I might have seriously considered smoothering her with a pillow.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Illy-pain, combined with her natural tendency to vocalize in her sleep. I think. Not as alarming as when she talks in her sleep and comes out with a house-shaking 'YOU SON OF A BITCH!' But lasted much longer.

She was on all the pillows, except for mine. Bitch.

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

They're in that little space-time continuum thingie in the dryer.

*hugs*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dammit. I have to cram my whole torso in there to get at it.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

Also, Charlie from Lost is a tool.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. And the actor looks like a human-chimp hybrid.

Hope your mom feels better soon.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

I am this close to making a "Shut up, Charlie. No, really, SHUT UP." tee shirt.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That would rock.

Also, OMG Pryde & Wisdom icon!

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Pryde & Wisdom will fuck your shit up, OMG!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Charlie was not himself. His brain was eaten by the island because Eko chased off the magic smoke. The smoke wanted Charlie, like we all do. It wanted to sex him up and Eko said no.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Here. :hands Ann large bucket of karma points:

Oh, and here. :hands Ann large bucket of chocolate:

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

At last, someone who understands my needs!

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

Does this mean the kittens are doomed?

ChibiUsa has pink sugar hearts ready, you know.