phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (LOL DaVinci by now4ever)
phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2006-02-08 01:35 pm

"This momma weighs like 800 tons, but you still get free super-saver shipping"

Mr Joseph M. Goldberg of Seattle, WA presents: amazon sells silly stuff

Be sure to read the products reviews (“Even with this caveat, this is the best beaver bombing appliance on the market, and I heartily recommend it to anyone in search of a way to bomb their beavers”).

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Japanese Tachi Sword by House Brand
$134.95
"a must have" for totally flipping out!"




[identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Qualifications: ninja/pirate."

I must marry him and have his tenure-track ninja/pirate babies.

[identity profile] marlo.livejournal.com 2006-02-08 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The reviews for the Gwert Schmarble are SO AWESOME.
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2006-02-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I want one.