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Public notice: I am currently wearing a small plastic ring (it came off a cupcake) which bears the legend, Kiss me, I'm Irish. I wish to state for the record that I am not in fact Irish. Therefore, if you wish to kiss me, it should not be for that reason.

Thank you.

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*SMOOCH!*

That was for another reason completely.

meep!

SLOPPY STITCHIE KISSES!!!!!!

Sweetie, it's St. Paddy's day. EVERYBODY is Irish!!

Oh, God, it's putting its tongue everywhere...!

*mwah* I'm not Irish either, but you're a sweetie so you get kissed!

*mek*

_{You never know. You could be Black Irish. Like Lieutenant O'Hura on Star Trek. *ducks*}

KISS KISS

SQUISH SQUISH

That's okay, I didn't really want to kiss you anyway. I only love you for your mind.

I had such a pretty mind...!

Would the intent to pilfer that ring count as a valid reason?
*stands on toes and closes eyes like an hopeful thing*

*slips you the ring*
*and the tongue*

*raises no objections in the clingy sense of no-objection-raising*

Oh, that's fine. I only love you for your body anyway.

*has my way with you*

My work here is done.

Ann: What was that???
The Invisible Man: I don't know, but suddenly my ass is killing me!

Big ol' St. Paddy's Day kiss to you anyway! And, see, you just glue on a little teeny banner of paper that says whatever your ancestry *really* is, crossed out. Then it's truth in advertising -- everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Pat's. Like, "Kiss Me, I'm ~~Danish/French/Armenian/Japanese~~ IRISH."

D'oh! I never thought of that.

Pucker up, Irish or not!

Awesome.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend, as they (Willow) (Xander??) say.

*kisses you because you're Ann, which totallly trumps Irish*

I forgot that it was St. Pat's day. Darn, because I usually love to haul out my shammrock pin that has "mozel tov" on it. Invariably, someone will ask what it means and I respond that it's sorta Hebrew for 'top of the morning'.

*Dad was always fond of pointing out that for many years the Lord Mayor of Dublin was a Jew.

That's the best thing ever.

A small plastic anything is never a reason to kiss someone. Now DRUNKENNESS on the other hand... *drunken slobber*

Oh, ewwwwww...right in the ear. *shudder*

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