phosfate | (no subject)

Yesterday, Tommy received a pair of baby-blue Converse* hi-tops from a nice** lady*** in Hong Kong. Though their rubber soles**** negate the power of her magnetic feet, she seems pleased. Fortunately, being made of plastic, she cannot wander around the house singing the theme tune from The Sopranos.

Not when I'm there, anyway.

_{*The logo says something like "Cvnrose," possibly brought to you by the same people who make Rollexx***** watches.

**One assumes.

***Apparently.

****Beep-beep yeah.

*****I once know someone who bought a Rollexx watch on the streets of New York******. At the time I made a remark that he was too stupid to live. This, sadly, turned out to be true.

******Sorry. I got in the footnote zone for a minute there.}